The biggest monsters of all…
Like kids running loose at a theme park, high on a sugar rush. Everything looks so exciting to them that they can’t decide what to try first. Do we grind Autobots or watch them melt? Do we headshot a few to scare the others? Or give one a seat? So much mayhem to cause and so little time to do it.
The Queen of insecticons
(Airachnid and 13 for indecentinkling2)
i apologise if im prematurely excited and am reading this wrong, but
has james roberts given us queerplatonic marriage?
has he given us actual ace-spectrum and aro-spectrum representation?
has he given us a form of relationship that is just as valued as conjux endurae, but platonic?? does the mtmte universe recognise a form of queerplatonic marriage that is just as heart-achingly meaningful as romantic marriage??
if so. if so. i cant describe. i cant describe how happy i am
I am in love all over again with robot marriages and now we have confirmed little “elective kin” groups which seem to be little families they make all on their own because they want to be and i’m gonna cry
Just in case anyone wanted confirmation.
Literally “best friends forever”.
[kaon voice] there’s the traitor!
[all djd look and upon seeing nothing frown at kaon]
[kaon voice] that’s what it will sound like when one of you spots them.
Wow - can’t believe no one ever figured this out before. Can’t wait to try this for ourselves!
this video has an amazing quality curve, i just cant really explain
Who’s responsible for this?
Is Steve Carlsberg responsible for this?
Maybe a group of good citizens should go have a “chat” with Steve and find out why he’s been trying to share cokes, and with whom.
Reblog this and i’ll send you a little doodle in your submit box
Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
The young Queen laughed; a short, condescending bark when her eyes witnessed the purple lady and the band of comrades that accompanied her. "The lowly servant?" the ruler of Mann Kingdom exclaimed. "Accompanied by boorish peasants inferior to my beautiful machines? What a jest!" She leaned forward with a sneer. "Where is your true Queen, errand girl? That crown does not belong to you."
The purple-clad one did not even so much as bat an eyelash. “My crown is but borrowed - a gift from her Majesty herself, before she went into hiding away from your armies. She did this not out of fear, but she has given me more than a crown - she has given me her trust that I would be fit to wear this and lead these brave men who stand with me against you.”
The older Queen pointed her sword towards the younger, and she narrowed her green eyes. “Because THAT CROWN does not belong to you either.”
Originally this was going to be Miss Pauling only because of how she’s basically the Queen of TF2 at this point (save for the Administrator and perhaps some other lovely ladies who would be debatable to be just as fit to rule), but then I figured it would be neat if I did Olivia too since she’s basically got a handle she
manipulated with the help of Daddy Warbuckswrestled out of the most powerful man’s control.
574. Muggleborns casting the Patronus Charm. One gets a Steelix and another gets a Gyarados and the purebloods are terrified of those two students for the rest of the year. The muggleborns, however, think that they’re the toast of the town but those magically-raised are convinced that they’re using dark magic.