what just happened?
Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?
What is life
O____o what the fuck
sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr
u ok internet
this is kind of really fucking terrifying
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
I’ve got goblins and ghoulies aplenty, I’ve got horrors and terrors galore.
The pendulum in the Physics Department stopped working…
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
i was on omegle yelling at everyone if they kno nge and they
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
If you missed the new XBox reveal, allow me to summarize:
- It’s called the XBox One, meaning it will forever confuse the five people who are trying to talk about the original XBox
- It’s actually a cable box that allows you to play music and watch TV and Skype your friends, which you’ll be doing a lot of because the XBox One doesn’t actually have games
- POLYGONS. XBOX HAS ALL THE POLYGONS.
- There’s a Kinect. Also SmartGlass. Did you forget about those? Microsoft forgot about them and apparently that means they were insanely popular
- Call of Duty has DOGE
- Remedy has a new live-action video out now, and a CG movie about a ship crashing into a bridge. It’s told entirely in bullet time
- We finally get the conclusion to the emotionally weighty Forza series with Forza 5, which seeks to follow up on the chilling cliffhanger set forth by Horizon
- Halo 5? Haha fuck you here’s a Spielberg live action series
- CONFIRMED: Revolutionary “slide” and “hop over wall” and “lean” techniques added to Call of Duty. Fans rejoice. Pope resigns, claiming God has finally descended to be among mortal man. Cats all learn to use the litterbox, and all breakfast cereal is now free globally. Your parents have now accepted your decision to take a career in art. Everyone is hugging. There is no more pain. No more. It’s all up from here
- XBox One: Released “I don’t know, when’s the PS4 coming out? Yeah, around then, that sounds good”
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
pictures that need a lot of explaining.