*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
talk dirty to me
When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds
always reblog the creator
ah shit i fucked it up
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
When someone does something really nice for you out of nowhere
The chorus of Carry On My Wayward Son in circular Gallifreyan.
I didn’t know how badly I needed this until just now.
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship